An Erotic Werewolf in London (2006) Horror Erotica

An Erotic Werewolf in London (2006) - Honestly there is a story in this film, but it is also exactly what the title encompasses. Seduction cinema specializes in simulate sex with very attractive actresses mostly girl on girl. When I say simulated I mean it the women are not actually touching and licking like hard core film stars may do. They are more in the area and with the right moans give the impression that there is hot and heavy lesbian sex going on. So know what you are getting into, the film is then surrounded with a horror story and packages for consumption by the masses. Masses that is funny more like the small number of men and women who are into this kind of thing. Seduction Cinema do do some of the more creative titles playing on popular movies as a setting for their own entries. Opening at a bar two women pleasure each other on the bar, the initiating woman (Misty Mundae) has flashbacks to a short haired blond with fangs. Ruby (Ruby Larocca) the receive does not know that though and enjoys the afternoon tryst. This is what I call a "hot start", no dialog lots of nudity, for soft porn it keeps the often fickle viewer involved so they make it to the plot. This film delivers on what it is intended to do with attractive women and sex scenes most people will not turn off or fast forward through, if they like girl on girl action that is.. The horror story for what it is is of course derivative but still manages to be a sad tale that is fully realized. Although not the normal fare of this blog this film is certainly a sight to behold.
  There is a plot to this movie although mostly it is women making each other feel good. The plot starts when Misty is working in a bar and the exotic large breasted Anoushka (Anoushka) comes in Misty seduces her. Its different for a Misty Mundae character to be the aggressive one. She normally plays the innocent who is introduced to the world of lesbian sex. When lovely Anoushka reaches a climax it trigger the beast inside her and she is transformed into werewolf woman. There was a real balancing act here, trying to get a transformation that gives the impression of a werewolf without making the actress so unattractive that it would turn off the viewer. Unfortunately the makeup is really not the best with blotches of arm hair and fangs on the bottom of her jaw. Misty terrified is bitten by the beast who then walks off hilariously still undressed.
The rest of the story is in two parts, as Misty goes through her own slow transformation into a werewolf.  Starting with a ridiculous hospital scene with Nurse Nancy (Darian Caine) who can't resist the helpless Misty. This story is told by the second structure which is Anoushka back in London doing an "Interview with a Vampire" type scene where she is telling the story of her life to a reporter (Zoe Moonshine).  After seeing too much of the beast the reporter warns Ruby that Misty may be changing int a werewolf, Ruby finds that Misty is indeed very sexually charged and tricks her into a bonded situation so she can see if the transformation will happen without actually being killed by her girlfriend. Unfortunately for her she underestimated the strength of the beast that Misty becomes and in the climax is forced to defend herself. A sad ending to their relationship.
Most of the film of this type though is about the simulated sex.
The many scenes of the film:
- Misty taken advantage of by Darian Caine to help her relax.
- Bathtub scene between Anoushka and Ruby which is a dream sequence.
- Scene where Anoushka's neighbor (Linda Murray) is touching herself in the shower while Anoushka sees her through the window. The Anoushka touches herself. It is there to show how Anoushka hunts, later she ends up with that neighbor, a sexual predator.
 - Nurse Carla (Julien Wells), who happens to be Nurse Nancy's girlfriend continuing to sooth Misty when her shift starts.
 - Aroushka's neighbor touches her self and then is joined by Anoushka so the werewolf can show the reporter her transformation.
 - Ruby and Aroushka in yet another dream.
 - Ruby bondage scene with Misty including werewolf transformation.

Written and directed by William Hellfire this film knows exactly what it is. He is included in the commentary track with Michael Raso who produced and did music. Raso who runs the Alternative Cinema company and does the excellent Film Photography Project and podcast. A Seduction Cinema production which has a large collection of films like this with horror themes and soft porn. You can find most of them at the Alternative Cinema website. Seduction Cinema may have ended the last credit I see for them is in 2009
Misty Mundae who is still working but less in the adult film industry with I think her actual name Erin Brown has known Hellfire since they were kids. Larocca who is also making non adult films is focused currently on the horror genre so maybe she will appear again in this blog. So am I recommending this film, well not as a horror film, the character development met the requirements of a skin flick and not a horror flick but I have to say the two are not that far apart from each other. If though you are looking for something for that arouses your horror and sexual desires this might work for you.

Splatter Beach (2007) - Horror Satire

Splatter Beach (2007) - Okay I have a confession to make, I take perverse pleasure in films like this. Super low budget total plays on films of the past. The characters are horrible exaggerations of beings without connection to anything in real life. The monsters are silly suits with some truly low budget effects thrown in. Still I watch and laugh and enjoy, What is wrong with me? What kind of early life attention was I lacking that made me stunted enough to like films like these? This film a parody like take off of maybe Creature from the Haunted Sea, or Humanoids from the Deep is not quite a fresh take. Rupert Pine (Dave Fife) and his friends Rodney Spinner (Brice Kennedy) and Tonya Smith( The very lovely Erika Smith) rent a cabin by the ocean so that Rupert can investigate mysterious disappearances in the area. He quickly and with only hear say believes something lurks beneath the waves.
The makers of the film the brothers John Polonia and Mark Polonia leave nothing to be discovered as they show the Monsters early and increasingly during the film. Right from the beginning scene when shower woman Leslie Culton is killed we know the score. Leslie may be better known for her parts in Terror at Tate Manor, MILF and Honey 3, Seduced by a Cougar 6 and Women's Extreme Wrestling: Big Pimpin Booty Kicks Butt but does an adequate job of being bloodied here.
The Rodney character is the most ridiculous of the group with his YO-yo-yo hip hop attitude and West Virginia basketball uniform he is a marvel to behold. Rupert is the nerd wanting to score a story and Tonya is Rodney's hot girlfriend happy and playful glad for the time at the ocean.
When the group arrives the people dying really starts to pick up Johnson the Fisherman is driven from his cottage by his nagging wife and heads down to the beach to cast a rod. Running into Duke (Ken Van Sant), the iron pumping comic relief who really serves only that purpose until the end of the movie.
Bodies start to pile up or drift into the ocean, in the scariest scene a lone swimmer Amanda Kerr is dragged beneath the waves. It happens early enough in the film that you think there might be something to make this a horror movie but alas it is the high water mark and everything that comes after it leave us marooned in moronic silliness.
Erin Brown (Misty Mundae in movies where she undresses) plays Tess Gardner, a local who knows something is going on and may be having premonitions or at least dreams about the creatures. At the same time Rupert is getting no help from the locals in gathering information for his story. Everyone is down at the local beach party where The Rip Tides are performing. Tess yells and tries to warn the girls dancing in front of a green scree, er I mean on the beach, about the monster but no one listens. Except Rupert that is and now he has a lead on his story. The film turns into a bit of a music video for a while while the Rip Tides play. When we finally get back to Rupert he talks to Tess about she and her boyfriend being attacked and how she is the only one to survive. Now everyone thinks she is crazy but sea monsters are real.
Bald boat guy and Tonya are killed but not before we get repeated up skirt shots of Tonya's ass. Apparently this is the main selling point of the film because it is repeated. She didn't like how Rodney was talking up girls on the beach and storms off to her doom by going to the beach. Upset Rodney drinks himself into a state when she does not return by dark. Creature from the haunted Sea is on the tube when Rupert find the drunken Rodney passed out but nothing really happens. They set up a scene that could be scary but instead Duke comes by with his witty one liners and ruins the mood. So it was all for nothing.
The next day things pick up, with Rupert and Rodney looking for Tonya and discussing how they should not call the police because Rodney would be suspect number one. Rupert alone find the bloody bikini that belonged to Tonya and as he discovers an egg a creature almost gets him. He runs away to the beach party that apparently is still going on. Rodney of the short attention span decides to stop looking and get high, now what happens next? Come on guess. Yes! right he is killed by monsters. Rupert runs into Tess and together they start breaking eggs, this apparently only pisses the monsters off because they attack in a group. Off to the beach party where we get a second music video "Splatter Beach that happens to recap the entire movie. NOTE: You could enter at this point and skip the rest of the movie because the song and accompanying visuals are a great catch up.
Chaos ensues as the creature eventually trap Tess, Rupert and Duke in the house. Outcome certain to end with a hatching egg. So what to say... It is what it is, low budget parody fun. The sound quality is the most noticeable thing that is wrong. Just sounds low rent, like I said in the opening I really get a kick out of these type of films so I enjoyed it. Unfortunately the script is a bit of a mess and the acting is purposely campy and characters are less than compelling so when it comes to recommending this to someone else I have to NOT. If you know this kind of thing is for you give it a try otherwise no. Note also if you are a skin seeker this movie only has a couple booby shots to go with the up skirt shot mentioned early. It is not the purpose of this one.
Rating (3.3) 5.0 and above are recommended, in the Zombirgrrlz system SKIP IT!