Transformers (2007) - Michael Bay's painfully hollow action movie based on the children's toy set / cartoon characters who come from outer space to hide in our society as gas guzzling muscle cars, trucks, tanks and jets. When the robot need to not be vehicles they transform into robots with weird eyes. The story centers around a cube that contains energy that turns normal electronic devices, cell phones toasters etc. into little evil killing machines. There are two groups of robots, one good and one evil looking to get their hands on the cube. Caught in the middle of this war are the humans. Shia Lebeouf, Megan Fox, and Josh Duhamel do there parts to aide the good robots. There is lots of vehicle chases, transforming, explosions but remarkable little death. You can guess how this vacuous piece of crap ends.